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07 Jul 2006 18:06 - Melbourne

2232

* Not that racist *

Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia .'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The officer said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister Officer, I am
ready.'

The Officer said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes, 'green, green, green, green, green,
green' and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.''

Mujibar now works at Telstra, perhaps you have spoken to him.

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07 Jul 2006 18:47 - The Sewers - (((SlipknotMaggot911@hotmail.com)))

SlipknotMaggot

3825

yer he told me i am eligable for a free mobile phone and i told him to F - Off

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07 Jul 2006 19:17 - Victoria

junglecat

2469

ROFL!

yellow, i pinked it up

'christ...cougarmon is like the Hitler of the mysites' ElRaro via MSN

07 Jul 2006 19:23 - Melbourne, Victoria

Drexl

1543

Very funny sexist joke, who wants to hear it? (if anyone objects than i won't say it) so who wants to hear it

Procrastination is like masturbation, it’s all fun and games till you realise you are only ****ing yourself

07 Jul 2006 19:30 - The Sewers - (((SlipknotMaggot911@hotmail.com)))

SlipknotMaggot

3825

i want to read it (not hear)

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07 Jul 2006 19:35 - Melbourne, Victoria

Drexl

1543

Why don't you trust women, because i don't trust anything that bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die

Procrastination is like masturbation, it’s all fun and games till you realise you are only ****ing yourself

07 Jul 2006 19:37 - Victoria

junglecat

2469

doesnt die? well the other part is funny

'christ...cougarmon is like the Hitler of the mysites' ElRaro via MSN

07 Jul 2006 19:55 - Melbourne, Victoria

Drexl

1543

you don't get it do you, the joke is associating the woman with a dying animal etc, and how she bleeds every month for a week and doesn't die, and how it is unnatural/weird to do that, hence he doesn;t trust her

Procrastination is like masturbation, it’s all fun and games till you realise you are only ****ing yourself

07 Jul 2006 20:28 - Melbourne

JediKnight

2232

lol that's funny, i'll show it to my cousin, anymore jokes?

07 Jul 2006 20:44 - Melbourne (+.[____]·:·)

IAMColonel

2056

aah ima thinking *lightbulb*

Does anyone no any sites for emo jokes?

| - I hold a scalpel in one hand, i place it on the wrist, i slice a wound into the soft skin. What am i? -| (a surgeon conducting emotherapy)

15 Aug 2006 16:27 - Melbourne (+.[____]·:·)

IAMColonel

2056

A plane is flying to Melbourne when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to first class.

The flight attendant is watching and asks to see her ticket.

She tells the blonde to go back to economy because she didn’t pay for first class.

The blond replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here.”

The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and talks to the pilot. The co- pilot goes and speaks to the blonde she replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here.”

The co – pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the pilot, he says they should get the police to arrest the blonde when they land.

The pilot says, “I’ll handle this, my wife is blonde, I speak blonde”.

He approaches the blonde and whispers in her ear. She replies “oh I’m sorry, I had no idea” and returns to economy.

The flight attendant and co – pilot are amazed and asked the pilot how the pilot did it with no fuss.

He replied, “ I told her first class wasn’t going to Melbourne”.

haha funny