15 Aug 2006 18:28
- The Sewers - (((SlipknotMaggot911@hotmail.com)))
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the controllers mad dude
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My PSP's Life: 2.5->2.7->2.71->1.5->2.0->1.0->1.5 Thanks to Dark_AleX
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15 Aug 2006 18:31
- Perth
charlie527
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A Man#1 Walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink, the man#2 next to hhim slams down his glass and walks 2words the window and jumps 'Oh My GOD!, He that man just jumped out the window' said man#1 the bartender takes no notice, then Man#2 comes back threw the door sits down and orders another drink, Man#1 is speachless, so man#2 finished his drink and does the same thing 'HOLY SHIT!! he did it again, he's a goner for sure' Says man#1, sure enuff Man#2 comes back threw the doors and sits down, man1 turns around and says 'how the f*** did you survive that? Man#2 repleys 'this drink i get, The flyer, it lets you fly' 'WHAT' Says Man#1, So he orders one, aqnd drinks it down...ok here it go's, he go's up to the window and jumps....arggghhh SPLAT!!...the bartender turns around and say 'u can be such a prick when ur drunk superman' hahahaah
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If A Fat Chick Falls In The Forest....Is It Funny?
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15 Aug 2006 18:32
- Perth
charlie527
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A Man#1 Walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink, the man#2 next to hhim slams down his glass and walks 2words the window and jumps 'Oh My GOD!, He that man just jumped out the window' said man#1 the bartender takes no notice, then Man#2 comes back threw the door sits down and orders another drink, Man#1 is speachless, so man#2 finished his drink and does the same thing 'HOLY SHIT!! he did it again, he's a goner for sure' Says man#1, sure enuff Man#2 comes back threw the doors and sits down, man1 turns around and says 'how the f*** did you survive that? Man#2 repleys 'this drink i get, The flyer, it lets you fly' 'WHAT' Says Man#1, So he orders one, aqnd drinks it down...ok here it go's, he go's up to the window and jumps....arggghhh SPLAT!!...the bartender turns around and say 'u can be such a prick when ur drunk superman' hahahaah
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If A Fat Chick Falls In The Forest....Is It Funny?
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15 Aug 2006 18:34
- Toodyay, WA
Kiah
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I know many lame jokes!
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
Why did little timmy fall off his bicycle?
Someone threw a fridge at him / He didn't have any arms
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows
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Caps lock is not your friend. ... In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother
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15 Aug 2006 18:35
- Toodyay, WA
Kiah
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A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives 'I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!'
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, 'You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.' The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, 'You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!'
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Caps lock is not your friend. ... In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother
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15 Aug 2006 18:39
- The Sewers - (((SlipknotMaggot911@hotmail.com)))
SlipknotMaggot
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no... why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mother threw a fridge at him.
why did the boy fail his maths test? because his mother threw a fridge at him.
why did the boy break every bone in his body and die? because he was hit by a truck.
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My PSP's Life: 2.5->2.7->2.71->1.5->2.0->1.0->1.5 Thanks to Dark_AleX
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15 Aug 2006 18:40
- New South Wales
Shazam69
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i got a good ya mum joke
your mommas so ugly wen she goes into the forest the tres piss on her
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8hfNtjFN4 WATCH IT or be sent down to the fiary depths of hell!!!
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15 Aug 2006 18:41
- Perth
charlie527
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i made a funny
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If A Fat Chick Falls In The Forest....Is It Funny?
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15 Aug 2006 18:43
- Toodyay, WA
Kiah
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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, 'And how much money do you make a week?' Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, 'I make $300.00 a week. Why?'
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, 'Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!'
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?'
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
What not to say to the nice policeman....
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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Caps lock is not your friend. ... In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother
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15 Aug 2006 18:45
- Perth
charlie527
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i once saw a man from venus it seemd he had no penis, i went to his mum and played with her bum until she shat out a plum
Jack and jill went up the hill, bloody jill forgot the pill, and came down with a boy called bill
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If A Fat Chick Falls In The Forest....Is It Funny?
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15 Aug 2006 18:50
- New South Wales
Shazam69
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yo mommas so old i slapped her on the back and her tits fell off
ur mommas so poor she has to go to kfc to lick ppls finngers
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8hfNtjFN4 WATCH IT or be sent down to the fiary depths of hell!!!
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15 Aug 2006 18:53
- The Sewers - (((SlipknotMaggot911@hotmail.com)))
SlipknotMaggot
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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
everyone wondered what they did cuz they came back wif a daughter
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My PSP's Life: 2.5->2.7->2.71->1.5->2.0->1.0->1.5 Thanks to Dark_AleX
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15 Aug 2006 18:58
- Perth
charlie527
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Yp mama's so fat she use's a king size mattress as a tampon haha
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If A Fat Chick Falls In The Forest....Is It Funny?
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15 Aug 2006 19:01
- New South Wales
Shazam69
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ur mommas so fat she sat on the round i started to drive around her and i ran out of fuel
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8hfNtjFN4 WATCH IT or be sent down to the fiary depths of hell!!!
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15 Aug 2006 19:18
- The Sewers - (((SlipknotMaggot911@hotmail.com)))
SlipknotMaggot
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ur mummas so fat that other fat people orbit her
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My PSP's Life: 2.5->2.7->2.71->1.5->2.0->1.0->1.5 Thanks to Dark_AleX
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15 Aug 2006 19:28
- Melbourne, Australia
flatbattery
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ur mommas so fat, she walks into KFC and asks for the bucket on da roof
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Please go 2 my site, www.yourmumisaman.tk
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15 Aug 2006 19:29
- Melbourne, Victoria
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15 Aug 2006 20:13
- Perth
charlie527
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'from south park'
Y did the chicken cross the road???....because it had aids
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If A Fat Chick Falls In The Forest....Is It Funny?
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15 Aug 2006 22:20
- Melbourne (+.[____]·:·)
IAMColonel
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ur mummas so fat she has her own zip (post) code
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i wish my lawn was emo ...
so it would cut itself
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. 'I would like to buy this TV,' she told the salesman.
'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,' he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, 'I would like to buy this TV.'
'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,' he replied.
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15 Aug 2006 22:35
- Melbourne (+.[____]·:·)
IAMColonel
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Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”
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Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
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What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
'Ho. Ho. Ho.'
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What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
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