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18 Aug 2006 17:05 - Melbourne

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lol, your jokes are good, i just found out this thread that i made still exists, although i do have a joke,

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( a man is flying a jet )
Pilot: Pilot to tower, pilot to tower, i have been hit! awaiting orders...
Tower: Remain calm, can you get out?
Pilot: No i cannot, awaiting orders
Tower: Remain calm and repeat after me, our father who art in heaven...

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18 Aug 2006 17:11 - The Sewers - (((SlipknotMaggot911@hotmail.com)))

SlipknotMaggot

3838

hahaha! thats a good 1

My PSP's Life: 2.5->2.7->2.71->1.5->2.0->1.0->1.5 Thanks to Dark_AleX

18 Aug 2006 17:30 - Melbourne, Australia

flatbattery

1869

Whats the difference between a Smart Blond and a UFO?

Their has been sightings of UFO's

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18 Aug 2006 21:12 - Melbourne (+.[____]·:·)

IAMColonel

2091

... well that's disputable fb

maybe there is suspicion of ufo's or something

| - I hold a scalpel in one hand, i place it on the wrist, i slice a wound into the soft skin. What am i? -| (a surgeon conducting emotherapy)

18 Aug 2006 23:12 - Melbourne, Victoria

arnoldo

403

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. 'I’ll have some f****n’ French toast,' he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. 'Well, I guess that leaves more f****n’ French toast for me,' he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. 'I don’t know,' he says meekly, 'but I definitely don’t want the f****n’ French toast.'

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My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

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I went to my doctor and told him 'my penis is burning.' He said, 'That means somebody is talking about it.'

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Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says 'Your money or your life!' An extremely long silence follows. 'Your money or your life!' the thug repeats. Finally Benny says 'I’m thinking!'

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasn't Invited!

18 Aug 2006 23:21 - Melbourne, Victoria

arnoldo

403

Other 1's:

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scount. 'This dog can speak English,' he claims to the unimpressed agent. 'Okay, Sport,' the guys says to the dog, 'what’s on the top of a house?' 'Roof!' the dog replies. 'Oh, come on...' the talent agent responds. 'All dogs go ‘roof’.' 'No, wait,' the guy says. He asks the dog 'what does sandpaper feel like?' 'Rough!' the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. 'No, hang on,' the guy says. 'This one will amaze you. ' He turns and asks the dog: 'Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?' 'Ruth!' goes the dog. And the talent scount, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says 'Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?'

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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells 'You should have been here at 8:30!' he replies: 'Why? What happened at 8:30?'

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When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says 'I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasn't Invited!

18 Aug 2006 23:32 - Melbourne, Victoria

arnoldo

403

Other 1's:

I know a guy who called up the Home Shopping Network. They said 'Can I help you?' and he said 'No, I'm just looking.'

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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. 'I’ll go into town for a doctor,' the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. 'I can’t leave,' the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.' The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?' the victim asks. 'He says you’re gonna die.'

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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

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I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked 'Do you have any firearms with you?' I said: 'What do you need?'

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasn't Invited!

19 Aug 2006 07:40 - The Sewers - (((SlipknotMaggot911@hotmail.com)))

SlipknotMaggot

3838

wtf happend to ur avvy arnold?

My PSP's Life: 2.5->2.7->2.71->1.5->2.0->1.0->1.5 Thanks to Dark_AleX

19 Aug 2006 09:08 - Melbourne, Victoria

arnoldo

403

i opened it in photoshop and liquified his face to make it look goofy.

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasn't Invited!

19 Aug 2006 13:50 - Melbourne, Victoria