01 Feb 2006 - 18:59

my friends are all screwed up. i only recently realised this. sad, really.
i'll go through them.

alex - alex is a horse obsessed greek. she has way too much energy and is friends with everybloodyone, even the people she doesn't like.
she wants to start a nudie cult (you, know the fruit juice...), her sister is a trashy skank and alex is generally the most hyperactive person you will ever meet.

hayley - the most negative person you'll ever meet. she's a british snob, and she hates everyone and couldn't make a friend if she tried. and she doesn't try. most ironically, hayley is my best friend.

sammy - sammy is a circus midget. seriously though, she's a shortarse who is as funny as all hell (i particularly like her hello beatrice' thing she always does on the phone. i laugh every time. sammy has quite a big family, some of which are kinda shady. her and coreen love to get drunk, and watch edward scissor hands, which coreen often gets really scared about. hahaha!

coreen - my large kleptomaniac friend. i could ask her to steal anything and she would. she is obsessed nay, obsessed with green day and billie joe. she has everything with billie joe on it, and i wouldn't be surprised if she stalked him. she has a scrapbook with him in it. *shudder* she loves spongebob squarepants and once someone was staring at her, and she said 'i see you like my spongey tshirt!' and continued to list where you can get one from. to a complete stranger.
she also fantasises. all the time. we were talking about the greenday concert and she remembered that billie joe is bi, and so is gerard, kinda freaky. she was telling me all about the things they could have been doing yuck.

cassie - cassie probably shouldn't be on this list, but oh well. she's the most annoying person you'll ever meet. she likes to sing and considers herself to be quite good at it, no matter what we say. she could kill little puppies with her voice. she has a tendency to thing herself better than everyone, never shares, and loves her family more than what could be considered normal. everytime she comes to my place she runs to my ps2 and gets out the eyetoy.

laura - i decided to add her coz, she's laura. laura is great. she's a hippy goth smoker who drinks way too much, and says she doesn't. she is so incredibly gullible ! its insane! you could tell her to do anything and she would coz she likes to make people happy. she loves black way too much, and will jump up and down like a child when she hears a song she likes. which is fine by me - she likes good songs.

this has been edited up the wazoo. i can't actually put in half of thier little ... quirks... because that would probably get them all upset. i am unfortunately way too nice.
i also didn't put in all my friends cause i'm sick of typing. heheh.