It seems that incautious Sony employees, ignoring the wise counsel of their brethren, dug too greedily and too deep. Thus the PSP Phone was found, an abomination that was originally never destined to see the light. After devouring those whom had uncovered it, it ventured forth into the light. The brightness in the sky terrified it, and the remaining Sony employees caged it in its moment of confusion. It raged against the bars, but its mighty power was insufficient.
....Now available in white, pink, red, blue, purple AND Sony employee blood red!
...Sorry guys, I was bored. That's some mighty fine sticky tape. I'm filled with envy.