You know your a noob when....
Chickens are red to you.
A guy offers you full steel for free and you say, "No thanks I have full bronze it's better".
You know Lumbridge Castle like the back of your hand.
Chickens are a challenge for you.
Men level 9 are WAY out of your reach.
You've only cooked 1 out of 4578 raw chickens, the rest are burnt, and you keep the burnt meat and try to sell it.
You have full tin.
You can't even mine tin or copper.
You have your own respawn spot for when you die.
You brag to your friends about an iron dagger and a medium bronze helmet.
The farthest from lumbridge you've been is still in Lumbridge.
You know you play too much when...
Packages are sent to you in your RuneScape name.
You rename your street Varrock.
You smith noobs Full Rune just to see them cry when they can't wear it.
They made a village named after you.
You go to a corner store and try to sell a bronze square shield saying its worth 23 gp.
You walk around saying "Selling my lunch Shout 123 to buy".
You prospect all of the rocks in town looking for coal.
You want a new computer so you find out how much addymentite you need.
You have 23 other guys because your guy is too good.