HUGH HEFFNER is a Hero So is The HOFF
1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game
of tennis.
2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David
Hasselhoff allows to live.
3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, 'Holy Cow! That's David
Hasselhoff!' Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.
5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
David Hasselhoff could
use to kill you, including the room itself.
7. The popular videogame 'Doom' is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.
8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.
9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn
needs to lie the f**k down.
10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets David instead..
08/08/2006
Cheshire, England