I found this piece of useless information for your pleasure. :p See if you can ad any to the list!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:-) means a smile and
:-( is a frown.
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
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(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
10/03/2006
Sailing The Great Barrier Reef.