Social \ Funny Joke "Don't Step on the Duck"

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snuffrix says:

Tell us what ya think of it
i reckon its funny...

Three guys die together in an accident and go to Heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in Heaven. Don't step on the ducks. "So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them.
The first guy accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman the guy ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says: "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!
"The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St.Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on...a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. Then the guy remarks,"I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" And she says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

Hehehe lol

25/02/2007

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oweneddie says:

hahha funny.

25/02/2007

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snuffrix says:

yes, tis funny

25/02/2007

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oweneddie says:

the ending bit is the funniest!!

25/02/2007

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novaboy032 says:

LMAO GOOD ONE!!

25/02/2007

In Your Sock Draw

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snuffrix says:

well the end tends to be the funny bit of most jokes and this has already got like 25 views! in about 2-3 minutes!
but y dont people post!

25/02/2007

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IAMColonel says:

haha, thats pretty dang good

25/02/2007

Those damn pipe dreams.

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felixdacat says:

Yeah thats a cracker, Lol well done!!

25/02/2007

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fahey says:

hehehe good for a little giggle

25/02/2007

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snuffrix says:

np

27/02/2007

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RussDogg says:

i heard that a wile ago exept it had bunnys instead of ducks, he he

27/02/2007

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Kespen says:

I wonder who came up with that! Thats hilarious!
Thanx for sharing.

27/02/2007

Woot woot woot... - Sydney NSW

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snuffrix says:

Kespen said: I wonder who came up with that! Thats hilarious!
Thanx for sharing.

i guess thats just one thing man isnt supposed to no

27/02/2007

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dandaman says:

thats 2 funny!

27/02/2007

Whoop Whoop!

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RussDogg says:

i made it up gees

27/02/2007

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bobs02 says:

man that is hilariass good one

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snuffrix says:

RussDogg said: i made it up gees

sure... believe it all u want it wont make it true

27/02/2007

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James14 says:

nice one snuffrix

13/04/2007

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ledge says:

Wow - you are so smart snuff it.... you use a long running email chain to spam the joint - ain't that great? Did you copy with you're mommy's help?

Where's that retard legend to stop all this crap. Oh yeah - he pissed off.. what a disgrace!

Its noobs like you that make the site unbearable for others!

13/04/2007

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Pitipsp says:

Hahah the man is really ugly Lol

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ledge says:

Looking at your reflection? You need to try some alternative threapy like meditation - it helps to stop the constant chat to oneself

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snuffrix says:

wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the gutter

13/04/2007

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repopulating says:

ADMIN NOTICE
Ledge im giving you a warning for constantly flaming others and giving crap when i said not to. Feels wierd warning another admin.. ..

13/04/2007

lol

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Kiah says:  

...Didn't he specifically state that he wasn't LegenD repop?

13/04/2007

Perth, since like, forever.

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repopulating says:

Well if it is him..

13/04/2007

lol

 

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