Social \ Quotes (Movies, Sports People etc.)

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IAMColonel says:

I just thought it would be cool if we did a similar thing to the 'interesting facts' thread and shared with each other quotes out of movies and tv shows, from Sports people and other famous people. Some are quite funny .. others are just inspirational. I'll start us off:

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! - Kartman (southpark)

even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk
- Don't know

Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know. -Groucho Marx

If you ever drop your keys into a pool of lava, forget about them, cuz man, they're gone -Jack Handey

I have only one superstition. Touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
- Babe Ruth

Usually the team that scores the most points is going to win it.
- John Madden



It'd also be good if you put down who said it

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Elraro says:

Now here's a thread relevant to my interests

'We aren't tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting wa sthe only thing I was good at...but at least I always fought for what I believed in.' - Gray Fox: Metal Gear Solid

'Whoever appeals to the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever can not take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant - 'If I live, I will kill you...if I die, you are forgiven'. Such is the rule...of honour.' - Intro to 'Omerta' by Lamb of God

'When people talk to God its called a prayer...when God talks to people, its called insanity' - Unknown.

05/09/2006

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DJaye says:

'Life wasnt meant to be easy' (Prime Minister Malcom Fraser)

'Winners never quit, quitters never win' (Some dike on Austar)

'He with the gold makes the law'. (me)

'NO SOUP FOR YOU' (Seinfeld)

06/09/2006

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SlipknotMaggot says:

you cant read a newspaper if you cant read- george bush

06/09/2006

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member8898 says:

frankly my dear i dont give a damn- clark gable

06/09/2006

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arnoldo says:

SlipknotMaggot said:you cant read a newspaper if you cant read- george bush

Thats a good one, ok let me think of 1?????
[EDIT]

'Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk' -Stephen King

06/09/2006

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IAMColonel says:

I am pork boy, the breakfast monkey.
- unknown

If purple monkeys weren't meant to fly then why do i only see them when I'm high?
-unknown

To be great is to be misunderstood.
- Ralph Emerson

To be .. or not to be. That is the question!
- Shakespeare

I didn't expect her to counter my plan with nakedness.
-unknown

The only thing that could stop a massive orgy is daylight or a bigger orgy down the street!
- unknown

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!' - Mel Gibson (William Wallace) in Braveheart

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iddqd says:

'It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum'
- Duke Nukem

'You can't do accupuncture with six inch nails, Vyvyan!'
- Rik

'I’ve had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!'
- Samuel Jackson

'Astalavista baby'
- The Terminator

'Trying is the first step towards failure'
- Homer Simpson (so true)

'Die when I kill you!'
- Serious Sam

I'll post more when I can think of them...

06/09/2006

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nbo says:

heaps from life of brian

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian?s mother: Stop thinking about sex!


Brian?s mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f$%k off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we f@#k off, O Lord?


Always look on the bright side of life

06/09/2006

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IAMColonel says:

'hey it's Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an Arm for a leg' - Dr Nic . The Simpsons.

Show ME THE MONEY!! - not sure but think it was Tom Cruise in Billy Madison

06/09/2006

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nbo says:

some from Little Britain


Marjorie Dawes: Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

Anne: Eh-eh-ehhhhhh!

Vicky Pollard: Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.

Andy: Yea, I know.

Narrator: Britain, Britain, Britain!... We've had running water for over ten years and we invented the cat!


Emily Howard: But I am a lady, I do not have testiclÈs!


Narrator: This is the home of romance novelist, Dame Sally. I've always wanted to write a book, but unfortunately I don't have a pen.


Narrator: When people in Britain want to buy a pet, they go to a pet shop. If they want to buy a pet shop, they go to a pet shop shop. If they want to buy a pet shop shop, well, they're just being silly.

Dennis Waterman: I'll do it... long as I get to write the theme tune, sing the theme tune...

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nbo says:

Social Worker: Vicky, where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social Worker: Vicky, how could you do such a thing?
Vicky Pollard: I know. They're rubbish.


Bus Conductor: Look, I've warned you before. If you don't have a ticket you're gonna have to get off.
Vicky Pollard: Oh, my God! That is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! If you like, fancy me why don't you just say so? God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.

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iddqd says:

'The contents of my stomach are just walking out the door! These prices are never to be repeated!'
- The Crazy Warehouse Guy

'This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence'
- Vyvyan (The Young Ones, probably the best comedy in existance. Fans of Little Brittain will love it)

'Give me a gander at that goose!'
- One of the Three Stooges, lol I think it was Shemp but I cant remember

'Why don't you just put a sticker on it'
- Fat dude from Ronnie Johns

'Let me show you how to do that'
- Ben (full Throttle)

'Rolf Harris: Number of legs... variable'
- Greame

More Duke Nukem Quotes!

'Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!'

'Come get some'

'Your face, your ass... what's the difference?'

'Damn I'm good'

'Eat shit and die!'

'Gonna rip 'em a new one'

'Hail to the king, baby!'

'I ain't afraid of no Quake'

'I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck'

'I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub'

'You're an inspiration for birth control'

'Your ass is grass, and I've got the weedwacker'

- All Duke Nukem! ROF, the king of one liners!

06/09/2006

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impakt55 says:

'nobody makes me taste my own blood' - white goodman (dodgeball)

'fu**in chuck norris' - white goodman

06/09/2006

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flatbattery says:

Ill be back

06/09/2006

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pspfool says:

ONE WORD FELLAHZ


CRIKEY -Steve Irwin

06/09/2006

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SlipknotMaggot says:

hey hannah, have you fingerbanged yourself lately?- me to a whore at our school

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Patty16 says:

Homer: 'I AM SO SMART I AM SO SMART S-M-R-T I MEAN S-M-A-R-T

Arnold Swarznegger: 'IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!!'

Napolean Dynamite: 'DANG'

SCARFACE: 'In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.'

06/09/2006

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nbo says:

IM SICK OF THESE MOTHER****IN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER****IN PLANEE

06/09/2006

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IAMColonel says:

lol someone watched rove last night

WHAT THE?!?!?!? - Rove

Say hi to your mum for me ! - Rove

06/09/2006

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nbo says:

nope i just like that song lol it was on my friends phone
but rove is a poo he is not funny

06/09/2006

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IAMColonel says:

yes he is ... he's a great funny guy. Pete is the star but!!!
____

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?' - Edgar Bergan

'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.' - Phyllis Diller

'A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.' - Fats Domino

'Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.' - Carol Burnett

07/09/2006

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nbo says:

sum from forrest gump

Jenny Curran: Run Forrest! Run!

Forrest Gump: My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'

Forrest Gump: Mama always said, dying was a part of life.

Forrest Gump: I gotta save Bubba!

Forrest Gump: When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.

Forrest Gump: Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.

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nbo says:  

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!

Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Jesus H. Christ!
[looks at stopwatch]
Drill Sergeant: This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!

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nbo says:

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Bubba: Have you ever been on a shrimp boat?
Forrest Gump: No, but I've been on a real big boat.

Forrest Gump: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!

Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.

Forrest Gump: You know it's funny what a young man recollects? 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world.

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