For some reason or another, I remembered this funny story that got around about a dude one of two grades higher than what we were at High Scool. Here it is:
On one Saturday morning, his folks and sisters went shopping like they always do on Saturdays, and they asked him if hey wanted to come, he said no, as he wanted to watch MTV.
Once they left, he pops in a Porno into the VCR, then (I swear to god this is true), he was stuffing a frozen sausage up his arse, while having a tug.
It was about this time his sister storms in, as she had forgotten her purse, only to see her brother running down the hall way with his dick hanging out, and a hot dog sausage up his arse. LMAO
His sister told everyone about it on Monday, and got teased so much, he ended up going to another high school where his Aunty lived.
06/02/2007
Sailing The Great Barrier Reef.