Social \ Lines

Kudos: 266

Mates: 104

Coofy says:

What is your best pick up line, LOLs

One of my friends used to think it was funny to say:
"i sh** in my pants, can i get into yours???"

LOL - i don't think it worked!!!

19/10/2007

EA - Private First Class... Brisvegas

Kudos: 1,679

Mates: 92

raybert says:

-what starts with F and ends in UCK? fire truck (not really a pick up line)
-Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... one i made up myself
-F::k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
-Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna f:ck?
-Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
-Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

those are the only ones of the top of my head...

19/10/2007

Brisbane (+.[____]·:·) 'Co-Leader 2 of EA Games Gang'

Kudos: 266

Mates: 104

Coofy says:

LOL... i thought mine was bad

19/10/2007

EA - Private First Class... Brisvegas

Kudos: 1,679

Mates: 92

raybert says:

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

19/10/2007

Brisbane (+.[____]·:·) 'Co-Leader 2 of EA Games Gang'

Kudos: 6,988

Mates: 84

BJ2 says:

rofl, thats a good one, i got one.

Let's be pizzas, you be the base and ill spread you.


it's out of a fat pizza (the TV show) book lol

19/10/2007

Kudos: 5,324

Mates: 68

abuu91 says:

Sometimes a good idea is just to wear a hands free but don't show the person that side of you then go up and just ask straight up for some action. There's a one in ten chance of it working so that is why you merely show them the hands free and say you were talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend if they turn you down.

19/10/2007

pinked - Kiama, NSW

Kudos: 381

Mates: 9

Mobe1969 says:

"Want to come in for coffee and sex? No? How about just sex then?"

19/10/2007

Brisbane, Queensland

Kudos: 1,470

Mates: 70

J-FRESH says:  

this midget in our class swears in every sentence
so my mate goes "theyre big words for a small boy"
"Im not tall your extra short"

19/10/2007

EA Corporal :) Westside of oz <

Kudos: 15,103

Mates: 204

IAMColonel says:

I have a mate that's like 15, full pro triathlete, anyway he goes to parties with one pick up line, it usually works.

Hi, i'm a triathlete *dances around eratically* .. not sure how successful he is, but he sure thinks he is

19/10/2007

Those damn pipe dreams.

 

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