damex95 said: ok here's one that cracked me up,
There were three women, a blonde, a red head and a brunette.
They were all going up to heaven, when God said,
"I am going to tell you 100 jokes, if u dont laugh at any of them u can go up to Heaven."
The red head went out on the 11th joke.
The brunette went out on the 56th joke.
Now it was the last joke and the blonde was the only one left
God was about to say the joke, then she started laughing.
God said,"What are u laughing at? I havent said the joke yet"
then the blonde said,"I finally got the first joke!"

IAMColonel said:
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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JediKnight said:
joke 1
What is brown and keeps its juices in?
A baby in an oven bag


joke 2
What's the difference between an orange and a baby?
You have to peel an orange before eating it.

rockstar635 said: LOL jedi knight, gotta love those baby jokes ahahah =) and IAC dude there isnt anything wrong with your joke, besides... its only the rude ones that are funny and we remember.

L_Leneham said: JOKE#1 Q.Whats the best thing about sleeping with 24year olds A.Theres 20 of em JOKE#2 Once chuck norris was making love to a women in a carpark and accidently blew off on a truck... We no know that truck as Optimus Prime

L_Leneham said: JOKE#1 Q.Whats the best thing about sleeping with 24year olds A.Theres 20 of em JOKE#2 Once chuck norris was making love to a women in a carpark and accidently blew off on a truck... We no know that truck as Optimus Prime

LegenD said: OK, the first one was just plain sick....
The second one is about... well, when Chuck norris "arrived" he missed the woman and it landed on a truck. Hence the truck "transformed" into Optimus...