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happytimes
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THAT IS GROSS chuz. I agree delete that post.
30/12/2007
Qld, Australia
LegenD
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chuz said: Hehe speaking of baby jokes...
eg.
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can figure out which ones are still alive.
What do you get afterwards?
An erection.



Link deleted.
30/12/2007
Only in Memories
IAMColonel
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The difference is, mine wasn't about pitch forking babies.
30/12/2007
Those damn pipe dreams.
LegenD
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IAMColonel said: The difference is, mine wasn't about pitch forking babies.



Not you too?! Goes back to find IAC's joke... oh nvm... I thought... ah.. this heat... its affecting me.
30/12/2007
Only in Memories
happytimes
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LOL hahahaha rofl. I am laughing my head of at IAMC when he said "The difference is, mine wasn't about pitch forking babies" rolf that is so funny.
30/12/2007
Qld, Australia
LegenD
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Yeah especially if you repeat the statement out loud repititively?

Gawd... i have too much time on my hands....
30/12/2007
Only in Memories
IAMColonel
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Hey you're right ledge, lol that was a pretty good line
30/12/2007
Those damn pipe dreams.
LegenD
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IAMColonel said: Hey you're right ledge, lol that was a pretty good line



What IAC and I agree? Hell must be freezing over! LOL Im kidding....
31/12/2007
Only in Memories
IAMColonel
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I meant you were right about the reading it out loud repetitively thing. You can be right once a year Ledge....
31/12/2007
Those damn pipe dreams.
FANTOM92
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morning mates
31/12/2007
I LIKE CEREAL ps.not responsible for injurys
IAMColonel
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lol! Trying to fit in with the Aussies man? It's actually half past midnight over here
31/12/2007
Those damn pipe dreams.
LegenD
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IAMColonel said: I meant you were right about the reading it out loud repetitively thing. You can be right once a year Ledge....



IAC... Im always right... you just happen to be on the other side.
31/12/2007
Only in Memories
darenton
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chuck norris jumps into a puddle chuck orris dusnt get wet the puddle gets chuck norrised

chuck norris dusnt wear a watch chuck norris desides what the time is

if u want a window seat on a plane say to the blonde "if u sit on the outside then you will get there quicker"

whats the difference between a porshe and a pile of dead babies? a dont have a porsche in ma garage lol
31/12/2007
coldstream, scotland
Spacko
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Hail the king of CHUCK NORRIS JOKES! (Me)

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

If Superman and The Flash (Marvel character I think, all I know is he can run really fast) were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

Hope that made at least one person laugh today

*EDIT* I know some baby jokes, but an admin might delete the post...All I can say about the admin is he is a LEGEND of an admin and would delete.

31/12/2007
Melbourne
WC_Loc
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lol, I hate Chuck Norris.
31/12/2007
Cairns, Queensland [MGS GANG CO-LEADER]
insectoid
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chuck norris jokes just aren't funny...
31/12/2007
http://www.games-den.blogspot.com/
WC_Loc
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The only thing funny about Chuck Norris is his acting skill.

Besides, Bruce Lee kicked his a$$.
31/12/2007
Cairns, Queensland [MGS GANG CO-LEADER]
Cherrona
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Ok, this thread is a bit....weird....
I don't know any jokes, and I can't be bothered looking for any on the internet, but if someone posts more, can they try to move away from babies, blonds, and Chuck Norris?
31/12/2007
Silent Hill - The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh
LoveIsMurder13
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Ignore this/ delete this post. posted mistakenly.
31/12/2007
Brisbane, Queensland
Shocker
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search "google chuck norris" into google.
made me laugh.

although personally i hate chuck norris...
31/12/2007
Bonny Hills
insectoid
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nah, you have to do that and click "I'm feeling lucky"
31/12/2007
http://www.games-den.blogspot.com/
Shocker
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thats it. darn my stupidness.
well to save me the time editing, "im feeling lucky" it.
31/12/2007
Bonny Hills
Cherrona
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This joke is from an American site, but still liked it. lol

The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as "little bells" on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators, unexpectedly.

They also advise the carrying of "pepper spray" in case of an encounter with an alligator. It's also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity and be able to recognize the difference between young alligator and adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are small, contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper.

*EDIT*
Can someone else now post? I've got another joke, but it won't fit in this post, and I don't want to double post.
31/12/2007
Silent Hill - The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh
WC_Loc
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I will post for you
31/12/2007
Cairns, Queensland [MGS GANG CO-LEADER]
Cherrona
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A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.

The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.

The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.

The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
31/12/2007
Silent Hill - The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh
 
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