Well.. this morning..
Waiting for the nightrider (late bus home from the city) - a guy comes out of nowhere, running from a cop, well, jogging, not even jogging, scampering - he was obviously taking a piss in the grass behind us because he's trying to pull up his fly.
The cop is jogging after him, and tries to be a smartass and clip his foot into his other foot and in turn trip the drunk guy.
The cop misses.
Falls flat on his back.
In front of 40 odd people, including other cops.
We were nearly on the ground rofl, it was a pisser.
Made my night!