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JediKnight
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* Not that racist *



Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.



The Immigration Officer said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia .'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The officer said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister Officer, I am
ready.'

The Officer said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes, 'green, green, green, green, green,
green' and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.''

Mujibar now works at Telstra, perhaps you have spoken to him.
07/07/2006
Melbourne
SlipknotMaggot
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yer he told me i am eligable for a free mobile phone and i told him to F - Off
07/07/2006
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junglecat
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ROFL!

yellow, i pinked it up
07/07/2006
Victoria
Drexl
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Very funny sexist joke, who wants to hear it? (if anyone objects than i won't say it) so who wants to hear it
07/07/2006
Melbourne, Victoria
SlipknotMaggot
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i want to read it (not hear)
07/07/2006
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Drexl
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Why don't you trust women, because i don't trust anything that bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die
07/07/2006
Melbourne, Victoria
junglecat
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doesnt die? well the other part is funny
07/07/2006
Victoria
Drexl
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you don't get it do you, the joke is associating the woman with a dying animal etc, and how she bleeds every month for a week and doesn't die, and how it is unnatural/weird to do that, hence he doesn;t trust her
07/07/2006
Melbourne, Victoria
JediKnight
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lol that's funny, i'll show it to my cousin, anymore jokes?
07/07/2006
Melbourne
IAMColonel
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aah ima thinking *lightbulb*

Does anyone no any sites for emo jokes?
07/07/2006
Those damn pipe dreams.
IAMColonel
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A plane is flying to Melbourne when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to first class.

The flight attendant is watching and asks to see her ticket.

She tells the blonde to go back to economy because she didn’t pay for first class.

The blond replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here.”

The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and talks to the pilot. The co- pilot goes and speaks to the blonde she replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here.”

The co – pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the pilot, he says they should get the police to arrest the blonde when they land.

The pilot says, “I’ll handle this, my wife is blonde, I speak blonde”.

He approaches the blonde and whispers in her ear. She replies “oh I’m sorry, I had no idea” and returns to economy.

The flight attendant and co – pilot are amazed and asked the pilot how the pilot did it with no fuss.

He replied, “ I told her first class wasn’t going to Melbourne”.


haha funny
15/08/2006
Those damn pipe dreams.
SlipknotMaggot
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@drexl: haha thats a good one!
15/08/2006
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IAMColonel
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go back on msn kok.

and im thinking of more ...
15/08/2006
Those damn pipe dreams.
Patty16
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Drexl that was from south park.but still good lol

IAC funny shiz.
15/08/2006
Sydney
SlipknotMaggot
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mkay dude im comin back on
15/08/2006
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eversuns
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lol those jokes where funny
15/08/2006
Moo Moo Farm
stonecold
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Why will Nintendo fail the battle of the consoles?

Because Wii is a piece of piss
15/08/2006
perth
IAMColonel
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a man walks into a bar...

... ouch!!

lol lame
15/08/2006
Those damn pipe dreams.
eversuns
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That wii one was bad! Are u like anti wii?
15/08/2006
Moo Moo Farm
stonecold
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Yer Sorry bad one
I don't like the controller.
15/08/2006
perth
SlipknotMaggot
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the controllers mad dude
15/08/2006
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charlie527
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A Man#1 Walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink, the man#2 next to hhim slams down his glass and walks 2words the window and jumps 'Oh My GOD!, He that man just jumped out the window' said man#1 the bartender takes no notice, then Man#2 comes back threw the door sits down and orders another drink, Man#1 is speachless, so man#2 finished his drink and does the same thing 'HOLY SHIT!! he did it again, he's a goner for sure' Says man#1, sure enuff Man#2 comes back threw the doors and sits down, man1 turns around and says 'how the f*** did you survive that? Man#2 repleys 'this drink i get, The flyer, it lets you fly' 'WHAT' Says Man#1, So he orders one, aqnd drinks it down...ok here it go's, he go's up to the window and jumps....arggghhh SPLAT!!...the bartender turns around and say 'u can be such a prick when ur drunk superman' hahahaah
15/08/2006
Perth, www.myspace.com/charlie752
charlie527
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A Man#1 Walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink, the man#2 next to hhim slams down his glass and walks 2words the window and jumps 'Oh My GOD!, He that man just jumped out the window' said man#1 the bartender takes no notice, then Man#2 comes back threw the door sits down and orders another drink, Man#1 is speachless, so man#2 finished his drink and does the same thing 'HOLY SHIT!! he did it again, he's a goner for sure' Says man#1, sure enuff Man#2 comes back threw the doors and sits down, man1 turns around and says 'how the f*** did you survive that? Man#2 repleys 'this drink i get, The flyer, it lets you fly' 'WHAT' Says Man#1, So he orders one, aqnd drinks it down...ok here it go's, he go's up to the window and jumps....arggghhh SPLAT!!...the bartender turns around and say 'u can be such a prick when ur drunk superman' hahahaah
15/08/2006
Perth, www.myspace.com/charlie752
Kiah
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I know many lame jokes!

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick

Why did little timmy fall off his bicycle?
Someone threw a fridge at him / He didn't have any arms


A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'


They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows
15/08/2006
Perth, since like, forever.
Kiah
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A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives 'I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!'

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, 'You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.' The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, 'You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!'
15/08/2006
Perth, since like, forever.
 
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