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ok ppl i want to no all the ya mumma jokes an all the racits jokes you no
even is sum 1 has submited them post agen i rly want to no sum more

12/09/2006

I don't believe in the Moon, I think its just the back of the Sun

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Evilgenius says:

A man dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil:

Devil: Hey, whatcha lookin so down for?

Man: If you died and went to Hell, you'd be feeling down too!

Devil: Hell ain't what you think it is. It's fun down here. Say, do you drink?

Man: Sure, I love to drink. Why?

12/09/2006

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Evilgenius says:

Devil: Well, you''re gonna love Mondays then. Because on Mondays, all we do here is drink. Hell, we have whiskey, tiquila, rum, vodka, all the booze you wanna drink. We drink til we puke and then we drink some more.

12/09/2006

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Evilgenius says:

Man: Ah, that sounds great.

Devil: Do you smoke?

Man: Damn right I do.

Devil: Cool! You''re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world. Smoke all you want. You don''t have to worry about getting cancer because you''re already dead anyways, haha.

Man: No shit!

Devil: You like gambling?

Man: Hell yeah!

Devil: Great! On Wednesdays, we have gambling night here in Hell. We have slot machines, roulette, craps, black jack, hold-em, a dog track, horse racing, you name it we got it and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table.

Man: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I never played pai gow poker before.

Devil: Now you can. You like to get stoned?

Man: I love getting stoned! You mean...

Devil: That''s right man, because on Thursdays, it''s stoner night here in Hell! Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack, smoke a joint the size of a nuclear sub, do all the drugs you want and you don''t have to worry about overdosing because you''re already dead anyhow.

12/09/2006

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Evilgenius says:

Man: Awesome! I never thought Hell was one swinging place!

Devil: Are you gay?

Man: Uh, no.

Devil: Oooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!

12/09/2006

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IAMColonel says:

lol eg

arnoldo said:man dats not really nice thing to say

Umm i'm not sure ifd u get out much .. but i've already been told it by 5 different people .. so i thought it as kind of old.

12/09/2006

Those damn pipe dreams.

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flatbattery says:

funny, go eg!

12/09/2006

.0.

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Evilgenius says:

im a walking talking joke machine

Q: Whats green and smells of pork?
A: Kermits finger!

Q: Where does Saddam Husane keep his C.D's?
A: In 'a-rack'.

Q: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog

Q: What's the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can 4uck a pig.

12/09/2006

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arnoldo says:

IAMColonel said:lol eg

arnoldo said:man dats not really nice thing to say

Umm i'm not sure ifd u get out much .. but i've already been told it by 5 different people .. so i thought it as kind of old.

fine i dont even care that was yesterday lets live in the future

12/09/2006

The ORiGiNAL ArNoLDo PsP 4.01 M33-2/1.50

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Evilgenius says:

Q: what arr they gonna do to Micheal Jackson when he dies?
A: Burn his plastic body down and turn him into little toys so kids can play with HIM for a change!!!

Q: How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
A: With a squeegee

Q: What color are Kurt Cobain's eyes?
A: Blue. One blew this way and one blew that way

Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?
A: Buckshot

Q: What has more brains? Kurt Cobain or the wall behind him
A: Courtney Love

Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly all the time?
A: He knows where all the bad girls live.

Q: When is an elf not an elf?
A: When he's got his head up a fairies skirt...then he's a goblin.

A young army private was home on leave. He was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.

'Father' he says, 'on my first jump, I froze up at the door of the plane. A big black master sergent standing behind me told me that if I didn''t jump, he was gonna cram all 12 inches of dick up my ass.'

'Well, did you jump?' asks the father.

To which the son replied, 'Just a little at first'

12/09/2006

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charlie527 says:

nbo said:ok ppl i want to no all the ya mumma jokes an all the racits jokes you no
even is sum 1 has submited them post agen i rly want to no sum more

What do u call an aboriginal thats having her period?..a jaffle
What do u call an aboriginal in space? black hole,
whatdo u..... on the end of a stick, dogshit
what do u call an aboriginal that has had an abortion?....crime stoppers

12/09/2006

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Evilgenius says:

that is verry racist and i have aboriginal friends reading this

12/09/2006

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IAMColonel says:

yeh charlie that was going a bit far .. at least if ur gonna put em in .. mix them with others.

12/09/2006

Those damn pipe dreams.

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charlie527 says:

well thats all i no, besides he asked for it, i knew this would happen, dont worry ill do aussies and the rest dont cry just yet

12/09/2006

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charlie527 says:

The Australian, the Frenchman and the Canadian were bragging about their sexual escapades with their respective wives.

“After I have zee sex wiz my wife’” said the Frenchman, “I cover her wiz crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her silky bare skin. She becomes so excited she rises centimetres off ze bed.”

“After I screw my wife,” drawled the Canadian, “I pour maple syrup on her and lick it off slowly. She’s in so much goddam ecstasy she rises feet off the bed.”

“Me?”, says the Aussie. “When I’ve finished with my old lady I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!”

An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. “Pull yourself off”, he orders.

“What?”

“Masturbate. Right now!”

Nervously, the tourist obliges.

“Now, do it again”.

“I can’t do it again”

“DO it again!”

So the tourist masturbates for a second time.

“Okay, once more”

“I couldn’t do it once more, no matter what. You may as well shoot me.”

“No, that’s fine. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town.”

12/09/2006

Perth, www.myspace.com/charlie752

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Evilgenius says:

Little Johnny sees his grandfather smoking and asks if can he try. The old man says 'can you touch your ass with your dick yet?' 'No' says johnny. 'Then you can't have one' says his grandad.

Then the old geezer is drinking alcohol. Johnny asks can he have some. But he can't as he couldn't touch his ass with his dick yet. Later Johnny is eating cookies and his grandfather asks can he have some. Johnny asks,'Can you touch your ass with your dick yet?' Why of course I can replies the grandfather. Johnny quickly replied 'THEN GO F**K YOURSELF!'

13/09/2006

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PSP3333 says:

Evilgenius said:Little Johnny sees his grandfather smoking and asks if can he try. The old man says 'can you touch your ass with your dick yet?' 'No' says johnny. 'Then you can't have one' says his grandad.

Then the old geezer is drinking alcohol. Johnny asks can he have some. But he can't as he couldn't touch his ass with his dick yet. Later Johnny is eating cookies and his grandfather asks can he have some. Johnny asks,'Can you touch your ass with your dick yet?' Why of course I can replies the grandfather. Johnny quickly replied 'THEN GO F**K YOURSELF!'

haha lmao

17/11/2006

Melbourne, Victoria

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JediKnight says:

charlie527 and evilgenius, you guys are pro's!!! anymore anymore?

18/11/2006

Melbourne

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impakt55 says:

LOL at the grandpa one..

19/11/2006

[White PSP] - 3.51 M33-7 - Melbourne, Victoria

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repopulating says:

Evilgenius said:Little Johnny sees his grandfather smoking and asks if can he try. The old man says 'can you touch your ass with your dick yet?' 'No' says johnny. 'Then you can't have one' says his grandad.

Then the old geezer is drinking alcohol. Johnny asks can he have some. But he can't as he couldn't touch his ass with his dick yet. Later Johnny is eating cookies and his grandfather asks can he have some. Johnny asks,'Can you touch your ass with your dick yet?' Why of course I can replies the grandfather. Johnny quickly replied 'THEN GO F**K YOURSELF!'
LOL

19/11/2006

lol

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ben3gfc says:

one day a man and his fionce were at a nudist beach when a wasp suddenly flew into his girlfriend's vagina. he rushed her to a doctor at the closest medical center. when they arrived, the man told the doctor what happened. the doctor then had a look and said that it was in to deep to reach in and grab. the doctor suggests that the guy puts honey on his dick to attract the wasp out. the guy was too upset to maintain an erection so the doctor decides to do it. the doctor gets a erection straight away over the man's very attractive fionce and places his dick inside. to the man's shock, he see the doctor starting to screw his fionce. when the male asks what the hell he was doing, the doctor replies 'I'VE DECIDED TO FLUSH IT OUT'

19/11/2006

Geelong, Victoria

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repopulating says:

ROFL

19/11/2006

lol

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repopulating says:

I Dont get it

Ill do a joke after im finished my homework

19/11/2006

lol

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pspfella says:

101 ways to annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sensual massage.'

3. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of 'Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...'

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a 'robot' voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will 'swipe your grub'.

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

19/11/2006

Brisbane,Queensland

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pspfella says:

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog 'Dog.' 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions 'to keep them tuned up.'

16. Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what YOU think.'

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your 'astronaut training.'

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for 'violating your airspace'.

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a 'real hoot.'

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

19/11/2006

Brisbane,Queensland

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