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arnoldo says:

WARNING RACIST JOKE:


one day a little boy was walking home and saw a red firetruck, so he rushed home and went up to his mother and said 'Mom i know wat i want to be when i grow up!' The Mom says 'No son ur not going to grow up, u hav AIDS!!!'

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Q:what do u call a bunch of black people rolling down a mountain??
A: A mud slide

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JediKnight says:

lol, that's a good one dude

25/08/2006

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arnoldo says:

thx u got any more funny 1s???

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IAMColonel says:

god im thinking man im thinking

25/08/2006

Those damn pipe dreams.

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flatbattery says:

HAHAHA, dats funny

25/08/2006

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IAMColonel says:

we were studying a book called deadly unna? about some aboriginals last year.

it's about this town where aboriginals and whites clash and kill each other and stuff. The aboriginals call the whites goonyas, meaning white, and themselves nungas!

a mate when we used to read out to the class always used to pronounce nunga as n___er!! lol

25/08/2006

Those damn pipe dreams.

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SlipknotMaggot says:

i dare u to put in the igg

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junglecat says:

2 aborigines are driving a car. whos driving???
the cops

what do u call 1 aboriginee on the moon? a problem
what do u call 2 aboriginees on the moon? a probem
what do u call 3 aboriginees on the moon? a probem
what do u call all the aboriginees on the moon? a probem solved

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arnoldo says:

lol JC i like dat joke.

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SlipknotMaggot says:

u got somethin against us aborigionies?

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flatbattery says:

your abo?

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SlipknotMaggot says:

not fully, like quarter or something

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flatbattery says:

lol, do da math

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flatbattery says:

'What did one ghost say to another?'
'Do you believe in people?'


'Do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older?'
'Yes if you're lucky.'


'I gotta 'A' in spelling.'
'You dope! There isn't any 'A' in spelling.'

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flatbattery says:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'

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flatbattery says:

Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!



TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil :There it is
TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ?
Pupil : I did !

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SlipknotMaggot says:

whats up your ass?

john hopoate's finger

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flatbattery says:

i dont get it

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cqloner says:

hahaha its an nrl joke lol

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flatbattery says:

sum1 else got any jokes

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JediKnight says:

what does Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?
...
They both enter childrens rooms and drop their sacks

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flatbattery says:

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah, dats funny. 10/10

EDIT

heres some


Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.


Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily D__k in son.

Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)

Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
A: Which one's mommy?

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.


allright, thats enough on MJ for now

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arnoldo says:

I LUV DAT LAST JOKE HILARIOUS!!!!

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flatbattery says:  

EMO JOKES

please note: These jokes mean no offence to other fellow EMO members of MYpsp

How do you get an EMO out of a tree?
Cut the rope


Whats so tragic about 4 emo kids dieing in a car crash

The car seated 5

How many emos does it take to paint a wall

Depends on how hard you throw them

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IAMColonel says:

hahah i love it flatbat that car one

26/08/2006

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