An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, 'I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.'
He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, 'Here...paint my house.'
a red neck joke
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. 'Where do you live?' asked the operator.
Bubba replied, 'At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.'
The operator asked, 'Can you spell that for me?'
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, 'How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up from there?'
11/09/2006
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